The life of a home schooler by contortionfreak, literature
Literature
The life of a home schooler
Me and my mom are in the car and this is how the conversation goes:
Her: Please don't punch me.
Me: What?
Her: When I tell you this please don't punch me.
Me: Uh, okay?
Her: I set you up to meet another home schooler.
Me: What?!
Her: You are going to meet her tomorrow.
Me: What?! Why?
Her: Well I just thought you might like some new friends.
Me: I have friends I'm just kind of a loner.
Her: Well let's see how it goes.
THE NEXT DAY
We get to our little mall and we look around for a mother and a daughter. Then we see them. I forgot to mention her mother said she was mature for her age. She wore pig tails with scrunchies and a baby
The life of a home schooler by contortionfreak, literature
Literature
The life of a home schooler
Me and my mom are in the car and this is how the conversation goes:
Her: Please don't punch me.
Me: What?
Her: When I tell you this please don't punch me.
Me: Uh, okay?
Her: I set you up to meet another home schooler.
Me: What?!
Her: You are going to meet her tomorrow.
Me: What?! Why?
Her: Well I just thought you might like some new friends.
Me: I have friends I'm just kind of a loner.
Her: Well let's see how it goes.
THE NEXT DAY
We get to our little mall and we look around for a mother and a daughter. Then we see them. I forgot to mention her mother said she was mature for her age. She wore pig tails with scrunchies and a baby
It happened again. My dad pooped his pants. This is the turd... I mean third time this has happened in his 30s. It's the second time it's happened when he is sick. Once again he asked for a baggy. What am I going to do?
I am going to prom in April....alone. My mom is making my prom dress and it looks amazing!
She is very good at sewing. For the life of me I could not find a dress that did not make me look like a complete and utter whore. Damn 32F boobs. But the best part is..... I AM GETTING MY FIRST CORSET!!! Not bad for 14 eh? It's black and from japan! I may still be in the corner throwing ice at people at prom but it will all be okay because I am wearing this cool head piece and I will have a corset!